The Procrastinator

Eva Cruz

Did you know that bats
are the only mammals
capable of true flight?
Or the human
circulatory system
is over 60,000 miles long?
To think
I have enough rope inside of me
to squeeze the Earth twice.
Get this! The man who
invented German chocolate cake
wasn’t even German.
He was actually from⸺
When’s that paper due?
Isn’t it due in a couple hours?
Don’t you think
you should be
typing your paper?
I sigh and exit
out of my Google
search about flying squirrels.
I just need
a good introduction sentence.